5:52 p.m. 2004-03-26
losing my mind- but keeping that gut
i swear- the little post thingy says that i updated yesterday but i NEVER REMEMBER ACTUALLY UPDATING!!! i think that this just goes to prove that i'm one step closer to losing what i have left of my mind.
in other, jessica's a whale, related news, i just finished off another box of raisin bran. i finished it in 2 days!!! i swear that kelloggs frosts their raisins with cocaine. it really is the only possible explanation. the worst thing is that every time that i finish off a box i swear that i'm going to turn over a new leaf and buy some other kid of cereal- like kix, a good, mother approved cereal- but then i get to the little grocery place and somehow convince myself that raisin bran is the best way to go- and i always promise myself that this time will be different. this time i will stay in control. but week after week, and day after day, i fail. before you know it i'll be selling my organs on ebay in order to buy more raisin bran. i'll be living on the streets, with nothing to my name except for a couple kelloggs box lids and the knowledge that at least i'm regular.
::speaks a few lines in her native (yet forgotten for a few short months) language- whale::
yep- i've still got it.
